A swampy, dripping armpit, massive dark sweat patches spreading across your shirt, and a sour, gag-inducing stench! You're delusional if you think a quick splash of water or rolling on some pathetic, cheap supermarket deodorant will lock down those overactive sweat glands. Wake the hell up, NOT A DAMN CHANCE!
That foul body odor and heavy sweat are deeply rooted and stubbornly bolted to your apocrine glands. The more you try to cover it up with cheap body spray, the more those fake fragrances mix with your rancid sweat, creating a highly toxic, chemical stench. Your scent will only get massively worse, and you'll ruin every damn shirt with crusty yellow stains! Lift your arm with those wrecked, sloppy, dripping underarms, and girls will take one whiff and run for the hills!